Enough with the ribbons, people.

OK, I just constructed an eloquent rant about how I hate all the ribbons people are putting on there cars nowadays (yellow ribbons, flag ribbons, pick breast cancer ribbons, etc) but then my browser crashed before I had a chance to post it.

I'm not going to try to rewrite it, but here's the synopsis: Enough with the ribbons, people. If you want to say something, get a bumper sticker, slap it on your bumper, below eye level (where it belongs), and be done with it. That's it. Simple. Retro. Done.